Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Cutie Honey


The movie itself, however... Well, it's silly. Very, very silly. Too silly, in fact. I mean, I don't expect serious drama from the Cutie Honey franchise, but a lot of this film is just way over the top. I might call it "cartoonish," except for the fact that the anime version of this same story is actually less ridiculous.

Of course, the goal of this movie is to be entertaining, and it is most certainly that. People running about in rubber suits and spandex is almost always amusing, and the playful theatricality of the whole thing is good for a few smiles. With a cast of colorful villains and likable heroes, big action sequences and a bunch of off-the-wall ideas (like random musical numbers), it's definitely a spectacle.

However, the best part of the film isn't found in spectacle, but rather in the three main characters. They are the reason that the movie works at all. They infuse it with heart, provide the most amusing scenes, and even give the story some unusually emotional moments.

Eriko Sato is a very good Honey, not quite as sweet or earnest as her anime counterpart, but with more playfulness about her. She's fun to watch, and her interactions with the people around her are more interesting than the actual story. It would have been nice if the film had focused more on her struggle with loneliness and the complexities of her emotion-fueled superpowers, but that was a job left to the anime series.

In addition to Sato's Honey, you've got Mikako Ichikawa as...

...as...

...as...


...mmmmmmnatsukooooooo...

*Ahem*

As Natsuko. Yes. I wasn't sure how super-cool policewoman Natsuko would come across in live-action mode, but I am pleased, so very pleased, to say that Ichikawa is basically her in every respect, albeit more vulnerable and less apt to randomly blow things up with a bazooka. Otherwise, she's perfect, which means that I can now safely declare my love for a character portrayed by a real person rather than a bunch of drawings. That is at least somewhat less creepy, I think.

Finally, there's Jun Murakami as the playful secret agent Seiji, who takes more of an active role in the story here than he does in the anime series. He's the kind of character that doesn't take anything too seriously but can really get a job done when it needs doing. He acts as a grounding and connecting factor between both Honey and Natsuko, and helps them both out in ways that they don't necessarily realize at first.

Other nice aspects of the film include its snappy soundtrack, its complete lack of pretense and the way it attempts to capture the feel of the anime series. I also enjoyed the presence of the crazy-voiced Mayumi Shintani (who was both Haruko and Tsubasa...how's that for awesomeness?) as one of the villains.

Unfortunately, the good parts of this movie are dragged down somewhat by the overall absurdity of the whole thing. A lot of the scenes had me laughing, in the bad way, at how preposterous they were. The villains are so zealously over-acted that the film sometimes feels like a Power Rangers episode. It's obvious that the performers are having fun and are really committing themselves to their parts, but that doesn't mean they're making great art.

The special effects aren't particularly great either. I know that the budgets for Japanese films are generally minuscule compared to their American counterparts, but still, I've seen much better effects work than this from Japan. There's some neat looking stuff here, but a lot of the visuals are subpar.

So, while this version of Cutie Honey has a few things going for it, it also has some glaring flaws. Half good and half bad is a 5 in my book, and that's what I'll give it. Watch Re: Cutie Honey to get the superior anime version, and only check this out if you're a big fan of Cutie Honey in general or if you're just curious to see live-action Natsuko (and I doubt you'll be disappointed in that regard).

Score: 5/10 (Not Bad)

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

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Thursday, November 23, 2006

Re: Cutie Honey


Okay, I watched Re: Cutie Honey because A) it's Cutie Honey and B) it's Hideaki Anno's first anime work in quite some time.

And what did I get? Well, exactly what I expected. It's Cutie Honey: funny, over-the-top, action-packed and peppered with random naked anime girls. Anno understands the material and makes it work.

Does that make for great anime? Nope, but it's pretty good for what it is. It's not the best thing ever, but all of the details are as they should be. The animation is fine, the artwork is stylish and attractive, the pacing is ideal, the music is cool, and the acting is solid with a few stand out performances. Most of the villains are pretty lame personality-wise, but the main characters are very entertaining.

It's a show that was made to be fun, and that's what it is.

Also, it gives us this woman...


...and that, my friends, makes it all worth it.

Score: 6/10 (Worthwhile)

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Let's Learn Things About Music!

Okay, so I mentioned that the soundtrack to Mind Game is very cool. What I didn't say is that it was composed by Boredoms guitarist Seiichi Yamamoto.

So, here's why I'm bringing this up: I want you to click on that Boredoms link. Read about them. And then, when you're done, look up Naked City (or just hit the link there).

Click on the links for every musician/band listed in both of those articles.

Basically all of those people are worth knowing about.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Not4chan Grab

Not4chan Grab is an extension for Firefox (cute back the web!) that makes grabbing images from image boards like 4chan (NSFW) a lot more convenient by allowing you to queue up every image in a thread and download them all at once.

This is gonna make it so much easier for me to collect stuff from the...uh...the sports board.

Yes. The sports board.

That's the ticket.

THEY'LL NEVER SUSPECT ANYTHING.

Friday, November 17, 2006

People Like Twilight Princess


One of my handful of Internet Heroes drops a 10 on Twilight Princess.

And lots of people are agreeing with him.

Looks like the Wii has its killer app.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Mind Game


Mind Game is strange. It's beautiful. It's grotesque. It's full of hope. It's ugly. It's confounding. It's absurd. It's lovely. It's dirty and violent. It's pure and honest. It's nonsensical. It makes perfect sense. It's uncomfortable. It's comforting. It's real and unreal. It's a celebration of life and its infinite potential. It's unpredictable and odd but so very right. And it's as profound as anything.

It is a collage of different visual styles, of shifting, exaggerated, crude artwork, of photographs and rotoscoping and CGI. It is a cacophony of jazzy, groovy, electrifying music. It is surreal and metaphorical, but it is more truthful than most films could ever hope to be. It is so rich with detail that multiple viewings will be required just to see all there is to take in. It is everything that matters about our existence. It is the embodiment of the seemingly impossible struggle to truly live, to make the difficult choices, to take the chances you have to take to become what you should be. It is a call to fight, to grasp, to push with everything that you have, to never give up, no matter what.

It's author Robin Nishi's dissertation on life and director Masaki Yuasa's introduction as a major filmmaker. It is another home run for Studio 4°C, who have taken many years to earn the respect they so rightly deserve.

It is Mind Game, and it is magnificent.

Score: 10/10 (Masterpiece)

Honey Is Nice And All, But...


Inspector Natsuko Aki: sexy police lady...or the sexiest police lady?